Fernando Alonso's only goal in no-hope Baku: Save parts for F1's triple-header

Despite a wretched campaign with Aston Martin and its new engine partner Honda, or perhaps because of it, Fernando Alonso hasn't lost his biting sense of humour. "I pushed into Turn 15 and I locked up. So, a driver error there, and because of that we are not on pole." After keeping its powder dry fo